A recipe for disaster.
Take a spicy, young couple.
Slowly sprinkle in two pieces of well seasoned baggage.
Smother with a large debt, line with bank statements and layer with a redundancy notice.
Stir in generous amounts of undiluted alcohol.
Dust with an unpeeled lie.
Grind in an affair.
Bring to the boil with a hint of innuendos.
Simmer in a toxic mixture of hatred and regret.
Baste generously with warm tears.
Serve with papers.
Originally published: Paragraph Planet